Which Mindset Do You Have, Asian or Western?

A documentary titled 다큐프라임: 동과 서 (Docu-prime: The East and West) was aired on Korea Educational Broadcasting System (EBS). The program featured difference in mindsets of Asians (mostly native East Asians) and Westerners by introducing simple tests and analyzing the different approaches of the both parties. I found the show interesting because all of my answers were so Asian and I'm an Asian born and raised in Korea.

Source: EBS 다큐프라임 (video: https://vimeo.com/48926594)

Test image Editing: http://www.simsimhe.com/bbs/?bo_table=psy&wr_id=99116 (not sure if this is the original editor)

Translation and Caption on the images below: http://korslang.blogspot.kr/

How Korean Prime Minister Sets Himself Up

I'm not the original creator of those pictures, but I did the translation and caption. Those pictures have been posted on many popular Korean web sites so widely that finding out the original source is hard.

Feel free to give me feedback on any awkward expression. 

How a Korean Grandfather Draws Whiskers on His Granddaughter's Face

평타 (Pyeong Ta)

평타 /Pyəng Tä/
Noun
-being at a mediocre level
-a normal attack in games

Collocation
치다 /chi dä/
Verb
- to hit sth.

Example
A: 어제 본 TV쇼 어땠어?
B: 평타 침 (ㅍㅌㅊ).

A: How was the TV show last night?
B: Not bad.
or It just hit the auto-attack. (when literally translated)

Origin
평타 originally refers to a normal attack(or auto attack) in video games. General game characters have various methods to attack enemies such as spells, skills, and normal attacks. Among these means of combats, auto attacks are considered to be the easiest and effortless in attacking strategy because all you need to do is right click the target. On the other hand, using spells (or skills) requires an amount of practice and experience.

Unfortunately, some players are so bad at a game that they can't even carry out normal attacks, so people started saying "I auto attacked at least," "you should be able to right click the enemy sigh," respectively in order to defend themselves from their terrible game plays or reprimand poor players for not even being able to be at mediocre level.

Practical Usage
Koreans, as many English speakers do, like to shorten words on the Internet. The rule is quite simple; Get rid of all the Hangul characters except for the first ones of each letters. For example, 평타 becomes ㅍㅌ in accordance with the mechanism. The most frequently used verb with 평타 is 치다, literally meaning hit. The infinitive form is 평타 치다, from which ㅍㅌㅊㄷ can be elicited.

Since ㅍㅌㅊㄷ still has a part of infinitive form, we need to find an adequate variation. Removing the last letter will lead you to the right answer, ㅍㅌㅊ.

Remember that Koreans' love for shortening words applies to verbs as well. They use "음슴체(Umsum Che)" - which I will make a posting about later - to transform complete sentences into noun phrases. They do it just because it's short and convenient.

노잼 (No-Jam)

Acronym

If something or someone is 노잼, it means it's not funny.


Example

A: 어제 개그콘서트 봤어?
Did you watch Gag Concert last night?
B: 응 완전 노잼.
Yes, it was awfully boring.

Origin
The prefix 노(no) emanated from English no, simply meaning not. 잼(Jam) is a shortened form of Korean word, 재미(Jaemi: fun), the predicative form of which is 재미있다(Jaemeetda), interchangeably meaning it's fun or it's funny.

It is difficult to assume when people started using this expression. Nevertheless, a catchy slogan from a Double A's commercial possibly inspired the first inventor of this expression.

답정너 (Dapjungno)

답정너 [däp-jəng-nə]

Abbreviation

"답은 정해져있고 너는 대답만 해," meaning the answer I want to listen from you is already set, all you need to do is say it.


Example

Situation: A recently has started working out and actually lost weight, so she wants to boast of her achievement.

A: 나 요즘 살 너무 찐거 같아 그렇지? (I think I've gained a lot of weight recently, haven't I?)

B: 무슨소리야! 완전 좋아보이는데. (Of course not! you look great.)

Origin

Origin of the expression is unknown because a lot of young Korean people enjoy shortening and abbreviating words and sentences.

Instead, understanding why the term is widely used is more important than creation of the expression itself.

Boasting of things such as your achievement and money is quite frowned upon in Korea because it has long been influenced by Confucianism, which highly values modesty.

In spite of that, some Korean people want to show off, so they found a way to do so by saying stupidly contradictory things about themselves.

For example, everyone can notice that a guy called Kim always studies hard. In a mid-term, he succeeds in getting straight A+s, so he is happy for the return from his hard work. He wants his friends to know his achievement but don't want to look like a boasting jerk. So he tells his friends, "I screwed up my final term, I should have studied more," showing them his exam results. Of course, that pisses off his friends whose grade looks like the prominent broadcaster, BBC.

The obvious intention of those acting 답정너 makes the listeners irritated.

갑 (甲: Gop)

갑 [gäp]

Noun

1. a person who has reached the level of perfection in its expertise, godlike
2. (usually negative) a person or group of people with social status of authority, dominance over the other party, 을 (Eul)

Example

1. 와 박지성 챔스에서 첼시 상대로 골 넣었다. 완전 갑임!
   (Wow, Ji-sung Park scored against Chelsea in the UEFA Champions League. He's an absolute 갑!)
2. 최근 일어난 한국 항공사 부사장의 땅콩파문은 전형적인 갑들의 횡포를 보여주고 있어
   The recent "nut-rage" by an executive of a Korean airline shows the typical arrogance of the 갑s.

Origin of 갑 as slang

1. Original meaning

The meaning of 갑 as slang is quite far from its original meaning. 갑 is a general legal term specifically used for contracts. 갑 refers to a contract party who invites a bid for a contract, whose primary contract party is 을, who usually tries (or struggle) to get the contracts. Because of Korea's Chaebol-centered economic structure, 갑 usually has more power in the market. 을 is relatively smaller companies than 갑s in its power, size of capital, or social status.

2. Cause of 갑 in current usage as slang

The birthplace of slang 갑 is a baseball forum of DCINSIDE.com, which has similar characteristics to Reddit or 4chan. 

If you look at the picture on the left, you can see an orange-ish Chinese character, 申, pronounced as Shin.

Actually, the one who was putting up the sign used a wrong word. He or she seemed to try to say 神 (Shin), which means a being beyond human, godlike, but it used 申, a homophone instead.

After spotting the mistake on TV, a guy in the baseball forum wrote a post making fun of the typo. The guy wrote, "What kind of dumb people in the world mistakes 神 (Shin) for 甲(Gop), and what is 종범 甲 anyways?"

(note: 이종범 (Jong Bum Lee) is thought to be a legendary and "godlike" baseball player in Korean baseball history.)

To explain, the guy making fun of the mistake the person made on the tv mistook 申 for 甲, too. Then, the comment section became full of comments laughing at the writer.

After that, people started using 甲 instead of 神 to keep reminding themselves of and laugh at the dumb guy.

Since the baseball forum has a huge impact on Korean internet subculture, it gradually has become widely used among average Netizens.